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These are some lies we made up about Columbia.
The martian crew member of a UFO emerged by Wheeler Bayou turning toward the observer.
Issac Newton was made out mid stream in Bayou deChene screaming at the eye witness to leave.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot became visible hurling boulders at Brushy Lake Dam very late at night. There have been additional descriptions with reference to this spirit in the area. No matter what, this phantom indisputably is creepy; one that any wise person would not want to meet.
An alien explorer from another planet was perceived late at night giving a lead expedition of Lone Grave Bluff to a collection of ghosts.
A young-looking girl having on a blood-covered prom dress was spotted next to the water at Barr Point drinking blood from a beaker. Several accounts of this spirit have been reported.
A space invader from another planet has often been distinguished searching for a book next to a streetlight in Columbia.
A massive oryx is
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repeatedly spotted marching from home to home before dawn on a Columbia street.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a Columbia house before dawn.
A lady with a bottle-green face can often be observed sitting at a
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table in a Columbia residence.
The phantom of a delivery man can be seen time and again reading a book near the entrance to Poverty Point National Monument.
A Plateosaurus has every so often been observed in a wild place close to Columbia.
A huge horse is occasionally spotted trying to flag down cars by the side of a gloomy road near Columbia.
A space man from planet Jupiter has allegedly been witnessed on a few occasions posting a box at a Columbia post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
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Ghost Sightings From Columbia
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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