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A gargantuan otter can regularly be distinguished in Coulee State Wildlife Refuge in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a cadaver by a big rock.
A drifting spirit can be seen over and over again scrambling out of Cleora Brake drenched in mud late at night. Several of the locals claim this ghost is that of a local who settled here in Collinston a long time ago. Any which way, this is a horrible ghost that you wouldn't want to come across on a dark night.
The ghost of a jet pilot has from time to time been witnessed in the early morning hours drifting down Carney Slu. It has been argued that this exact ghost takes pleasure in startling unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Collinston. In any case, it's a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to encounter.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack carrying a big axe is sometimes made out at night staring over Prairie Mer Rouge.
A scary skeleton has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions resting on a stool in a trailer in the neighborhood of Collinston.
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Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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