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These are some lies we made up about Colfax.
An ET from planet Neptune is once in a while noticed in Boggy Bayou in the early morning hours before sunrise struggling to dump a body.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances fly fishing from the water's edge of Lake Iatt before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged sorceress may sometimes be observed late in the night stopping by Deloges Bluff.
A space man has frequently been noticed shouting by Bonaparte Creek.
A massive mule is regularly seen taking pleasure in the scenery at Boudreux Lake Dam around midnight.
A gentleman with a big hole through his torso may repeatedly be spotted coming into view in a bedroom mirror.
A sizeable chilling giant has every now and then been perceived at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing Chevy on a gloomy road right next door to Colfax.
A gentleman with the head of a demon is every now and then perceived mowing the
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lawn in the yard of a house in Colfax.
A lady on fire, hauling a petroleum tank may every now and then be witnessed by a person hiking along a trail in the vicinity of Colfax. In any case, it's undoubtedly a menacing ghost that you don't want to encounter at night.
A massive capybara was perceived seated on the floor in an apartment in Colfax.
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Ghost Sightings From Colfax
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Ghost Sightings From Colfax
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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