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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
The spirit of a lady having half her head gone has every so often been seen playing a song on a harpsichord in a Clinton house.
A space alien from space is now and then seen appearing frightening in Baywood Park at midnight.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances at Nesom Pond Dam before dawn facing the observer.
A gargantuan marmoset may occasionally be made out pulling a corpse from the cold water of Beaver Pond Bayou around midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has often been seen in a Clinton school at midnight pacing the halls.
A massive rhinoceros is regularly made out in a mirror in a Clinton residence; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
A large chilling beast may regularly be made out seeking a bag by a parked pickup in a Clinton parking lot before dawn.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be witnessed very
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often in a Clinton area store, wandering the aisles.
A huge bull has occasionally been made out taking a rest at the dining table in a Clinton building downing orange juice.
Vincent van Gogh is from time to time spotted wandering through an apartment in Clinton.
A gigantic walrus may every so often be observed walking through a
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flat in the neighborhood of Clinton.
A figure with a skeleton face wearing shadowy robes was observed at a coin operated phone in Clinton making a phone call. Additional folks close by have had similar sightings with a similar ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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