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These are some lies we made up about Clayton.
An ET from the cosmos is every now and then perceived by Boggy Bayou shining a kerosene lamp.
A very large otter has been said to have been observed on several occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down on Little Tensas River.
A menacing beast can every so often be observed heaving boulders into Lake Concordia around midnight.
A space alien was made out posting an envelope at a Clayton post office.
The spirit of a guy dressed as a gardener came into sight verbalizing into the air as if somebody else was near. The spirit was swallowed by the air after being observed.
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
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Ghost Sightings From Clayton
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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