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These are some lies we made up about Clarks.
A giant dingo may occasionally be witnessed scaring folks in Copenhagen Prairie before sunrise.
The ghost of a tied up guy was seen in a house in Clarks. Panic stricken by the bystanders the phantom receded into the night. If you listen to what the local residents allege, this spirit likes terrifying folks who are bold enough to disrupt the tranquility in Clarks.
The phantom of a bum emerged facing the watcher by Sillars Bayou. When witnessed the ghost moved toward the viewer who then escaped. Anyway, this is a hostile ghost that is preferably not messed with.
A space man from Mars was observed drifting down Beaucoup Creek late at night.
A space alien from space came into sight strolling along a secluded road near Clarks.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarks
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Ghost Sightings From Clarks
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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