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These are some lies we made up about Clarence.
A huge wombat can often be seen up on the pinnacle of The Butte crying.
A space invader may be noticed very frequently looking at Grand Ecore Bluff at night.
An martian explorer from deep space has occasionally been seen trying to articulate something by Brule Bayou.
A very large cony is from time to time made out staring down into the water at Lemoine Slough in the early morning hours.
One of the three Little Pigs has allegedly been perceived on many instances flashing a kerosene lamp in a canoe on Breda Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Clarence
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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