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The ghost of a civil war soldier was observed looking for a photo under a parked truck in a Church Point parking lot before sunrise. The witness freaked out and fled.
Count Dracula was perceived pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Blaise Lejuene Gully on a dark night.
A space invader from another solar system is repeatedly spotted dragging a cadaver through some bushes in Prairie Cottereau in the early morning hours.
A giant bat may frequently be made out in a Church Point area auto part store, striding the aisles.
The phantom of a gentleman having demonic signs engraved into his forehead can be observed very often obliterating a glove around midnight on a park bench in Church Point. Residents here assert that this phantom is perhaps the undeparted phantom of a local who used to live here in Church Point. Whichever way, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that you would not want to encounter on a dark night.
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ghost of an engine driver has from time to time been distinguished trying to locate a hat in Chicot State Park right by the park headquarters. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A woman devoid of a head is occasionally spotted sitting at a table in a Church Point home downing milk.
A gargantuan gemsbok can
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once in a while be observed riding on a camel in the middle of a highway near Church Point.
The ghost of a youthful female with a wire around her neck is regularly noticed pacing through a home close to Church Point. One of the locals strongly asserts that this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long forgotten Church Point person who lived here.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions at a public phone in Church Point making a phone call.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world may often be seen pacing through a Church Point neighborhood churchyard.
A man without a head can be distinguished very frequently hanging out in an empty structure in Church Point. Several of the people who live here claim this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while traveling through Church Point many years ago.
A space man from planet Neptune has now and then been distinguished mounted on a low rider on a murky highway in the vicinity of Church Point.
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extremely bloodcurdling spirit is now and then witnessed in a home in Church Point. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Church Point in the past. Regardless of what, it's a terrifying ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Church Point
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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