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These are some lies we made up about Choudrant.
An alien tourist from another solar system materialized smoking a cigar by Barnes Creek.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was made out verbalizing into the thin air down beside the shore at Mills Pond.
An ET came into sight watching the landscape from the summit of Buckenham Hill after midnight.
An alien traveler from outer space was noticed riding on a low rider on a gloomy road outside Choudrant.
An extraterrestrial from planet Jupiter was made out in a house in Choudrant.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes has repeatedly been distinguished by Lake Claiborne State Park shouting.
A woman having a knife in her head is often made out striding down a wild highway in close proximity to Choudrant.
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Ghost Sightings From Choudrant
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Ghost Sightings From Choudrant
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
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