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These are some lies we made up about Chauvin.
A female with a somewhat transparent body is frequently observed by the water at Bay Chaland attempting to state something.
A gargantuan mole has been said to have been seen on a few occasions drifting along on Bayou Petit Caillou in the early morning hours.
A large creepy giant may regularly be noticed ascending out of Alligator Bayou drenched in filth at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a man sporting a sheriff uniform may be perceived repeatedly musicalizing on a fiddle in a Chauvin house.
An alien has from time to time been perceived in a Chauvin secondary school in the early morning hours before sunrise striding the halls.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is occasionally made out in a house close to Chauvin.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a long gray beard has supposedly been perceived on one or two occasions seeking a map beside a parked Chrysler in a Chauvin parking lot late in the night. A number of
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of the people who live here claim this spirit takes pleasure in startling folks who have the nerve to interrupt the peace in Chauvin. No matter what folks utter, it in all certainty is a chilling spirit that should be stayed away from.
A female with a machete sticking out of her head was made out in Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve
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outside the ranger station shouting at the onlooker to leave. The spirit greeted the watcher.
A gargantuan bighorn materialized going wild on a dark night on a sidewalk in Chauvin.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another galaxy was made out wandering through a building in Chauvin.
An extraterrestrial from another planet was seen being carried by a donkey beside a highway in the neighborhood of Chauvin.
Socrates was witnessed walking through a house close to Chauvin.
The spirit of a female with a bag fastened around her head has often been spotted marching through a Chauvin area burial ground. If you talk to the locals, this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Chauvin.
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Ghost Sightings From Chauvin
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Ghost Sightings From Chauvin
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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