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The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO can now and then be spotted struggling to express something mid stream in Beacons Gully.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space was noticed in a flat near Chataignier.
A female with her head and both arms cut off materialized at the shore at Miller Lake frightening people. When the watcher materialized the ghost ran off. A lot of people who live here allege this ghost enjoys scaring folks who come seeking ghosts in Chataignier.
A massive elephant was noticed gazing at the water by Cliffs Pond Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-covered knife materialized pointing at the viewer in Clandreneau Park late at night. The appearance of the watcher scared the phantom who then vanished. Folks here who have spotted this ghost argue this ghost may well be a renowned former time dweller of Chataignier.
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Ghost Sightings From Chataignier
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Ghost Sightings From Chataignier
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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