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These are some lies we made up about Chalmette.
A space man from planet Neptune is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions staring at the water by Algiers Lock after midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can now and then be spotted relaxing on a bench in an apartment in Chalmette. A person who lives here asserts that this phantom could be the spirit of a person who lived here who died here in Chalmette in the past.
A gargantuan beaver has regularly been observed very late at night giving a directed expedition of English Turn Bend to a cluster of ghosts.
Ferdinand Magellan is regularly observed strolling from building to building around midnight on a Chalmette lane.
A young-looking girl wearing a blood-covered dress has been said to have been witnessed on numerous instances crawling out of Bayou Chaperon covered in filth very late at night. Any which way, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not messed with.
A massive waterbuck
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may regularly be seen having a seat at a table in a Chalmette house.
An ET from another planet has once in a while been distinguished in a deserted location in close proximity to Chalmette.
A man having an axe in his head is occasionally perceived on a dark night flying over Caernarvon Crevasse. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost
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that you don't want to come across very late at night.
The martian navigator of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been observed on numerous instances hurling pieces of wood in Bayou Villere.
An extremely large panther can every so often be noticed down near the water at Algiers Point scooping out a hollow.
A man's body having the head of a rat was distinguished dispatching a package at a Chalmette post office. This individual spirit has been observed repeatedly in this place. One of the locals steadfastly says that this ghost may well be a distinguished days gone by resident of Chalmette. No matter what, it's a terrifying ghost that any rational person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A feminine figure was observed in Bayou Sauvage National Wildlife Refuge after midnight dragging a body through some bushes. There are many descriptions about this ghost in the area.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a sword showed up outside the entrance to Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve trying to find
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a bag. Several folks in the vicinity have had similar sightings with the same ghost. Regardless of what folks express, it indisputably is a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Chalmette
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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