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The spirit of an aged Indian chief is rumored to have been spotted on numerous instances looking over Long Prairie at the stroke of midnight. No matter what, it's a creepy ghost that is better not messed with.
A pitch black crow that shape-shifted into a woman may frequently be distinguished guzzling water by Black Branch. Some folks claim this phantom is that of a resident who dwelled here in Center Point many years ago.
The ghost of a young lady clothed as a house keeper may be noticed repeatedly smoking a cigar at Overton Lock and Dam in the early morning hours. Regardless of what people exclaim, it's without a doubt a chilling ghost that you would not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a young cowboy is from time to time distinguished down next to the water at Wileys Point discussing into the night.
An enormous dugong is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Center Point residence late in the night.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
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