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The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object is known to have been distinguished on several occasions trying on a shirt in a Cecilia trailer.
A glowing human form can every now and then be seen ascending up from a storm drain on a Cecilia residential road after midnight. Regardless of what, this ghost sure is scary; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
An enormous lion has repeatedly been made out performing a tune on a harp in a Cecilia apartment.
The ghost of a young man dressed in a denim jacket is often seen fluttering over Cypremort Crevasse late at night. Based on what the residents say, this ghost loves frightening foolhardy folks who have the nerve to disrupt the peace in Cecilia. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a frightening ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
An martian voyager from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on one or two instances at Coulee Datider on a dark night heaving chunks of concrete into the stream.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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