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These are some lies we made up about Castor.
A gigantic horse showed up up on Shell Hill howling at the bystander to leave.
An extraterrestrial was seen going mad before sunrise by a vending machine in Castor.
The chilling ghost of a Hun was observed by Allen Branch scraping out a gap. The ghost mentioned revenging a killing.
An enormous zebra has often been observed sitting at a table in a Castor building annihilating an object.
A chilling skeleton is often perceived right by the entrance to Lake Bistineau State Park downing blood from a glass.
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Ghost Sightings From Castor
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Ghost Sightings From Castor
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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