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These are some lies we made up about Carencro.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting gloomy robes may every so often be observed in the backseat of a Buick by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night. One of the locals steadfastly claims that this ghost is probably the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Carencro.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has often been seen mowing the lawn in the garden of a residence in Carencro.
A huge roebuck is regularly perceived in Brown Memorial Park very late at night going nuts.
A drifting ghost is known to have been seen on numerous instances by a person hunting in a forest near Carencro. Some of the people who live in this town say this ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Carencro local person.
A space invader from another planet may regularly be noticed at night floating down Bayou Bourbeux.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot may be witnessed often sipping blood from a
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bottle on the water's edge of Lake Grande Marie. According to the residents, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Carencro some decades ago.
A colossal mole has now and then been witnessed seated in a beanbag in a residence in Carencro.
A huge bunny has purportedly been observed on a small number
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of instances drinking chlorine next to a lamppost in Carencro.
The martian commander of a UFO may now and then be noticed quite near Chicot State Park smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos was spotted wandering from building to building at night on a Carencro lane.
Issac Newton became visible rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Carencro house after midnight.
A giant turtle was seen gazing at people in a Carencro flat through a peephole.
An Icthyosaurus became visible trying to get cars to stop alongside a shadowy highway near Carencro.
A space alien from planet Mars was spotted posting a parcel at a Carencro post office.
The creepy ghost of a conquistador has often been distinguished discussing into the thin air as if somebody besides was in attendance.
A giant horse is often noticed staring through flat windows in Carencro at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from the cosmos can frequently be spotted watching television in a Carencro living room in the
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early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Carencro
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Ghost Sightings From Carencro
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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