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These are some lies we made up about Calvin.
A medieval knight's armor without a human being inside was observed in McDade Memorial Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a dead body through some bushes. When the ghost was made out it vanished into the air.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship was distinguished crawling out of Hargiss Slough soaked in dirty water on a dark night.
A space invader from the Moon has frequently been distinguished by Big Branch mounding chunks of concrete.
A large menacing dragon is regularly spotted annihilating a photo alongside a desolate highway outside Calvin at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from another world has allegedly been observed on numerous instances standing by a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Calvin.
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Ghost Sightings From Calvin
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Ghost Sightings From Calvin
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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