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These are some lies we made up about Calhoun.
A giant elk has been distinguished on a few instances riding on a stallion along a road near Calhoun.
An alien may often be observed strolling through a trailer near Calhoun.
A centaur can be made out very frequently drifting by on Bacons Branch in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy is every now and then perceived taking pleasure in the scenery at Lejeune Pond Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal marmoset has been said to have been made out on several occasions in a metal boat on Lejeune Pond shifting orbs about.
The ghost of a teen girl may every so often be perceived at a coin operated phone in Calhoun talking on the phone. One thing is for certain, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that is preferably not disrupted.
A big bloodcurdling dragon has repeatedly been spotted staggering through a Calhoun area cemetery.
A space invader from another world is regularly
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observed howling at the eye witness to beat it next to a wild highway right next door to Calhoun in the early morning hours.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been made out on many instances in Chemin-A-Haut State Park outside the ranger station going bananas.
An extraterrestrial from Mars may be observed time and again hurling boulders in Poverty Point National Monument at the ranger station.
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun
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Ghost Sightings From Calhoun
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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