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These are some lies we made up about Bush.
An extraterrestrial can be made out very frequently shouting names of people by Talisheek Bay.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nose has every so often been noticed looking creepy in the center of Berrys Creek.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her back is occasionally seen conversing into the air as if someone in addition was present. If you talk to the residents, this spirit may be a celebrated yesteryear resident of Bush. In any event, this phantom indisputably is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A centaur has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions at Hillcrest Pond Dam after midnight yelling at the witness to stay away.
A gargantuan mule was observed walking a Bulldog around midnight on a murky Bush lane.
A female with the head of a devil appeared looking through mobile home windows in Bush in the early morning hours before sunrise. There are numerous testimonies about
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this ghost in the vicinity. Many people who live here claim this ghost is the undead soul of a long departed Bush person who lived here.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object was made out going through garbage cans on a Bush avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Bush
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Folsom, Louisiana, 14 miles away
Mandeville, Louisiana, 14 miles away
Lacombe, Louisiana, 17 miles away
Madisonville, Louisiana, 17 miles away
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Ghost Sightings From Bush
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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