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These are some lies we made up about Buras.
A somewhat rotten human dead body can occasionally be seen at Buras Boat Harbor late at night going wild. Locals here argue that this ghost takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come searching for ghosts in Buras.
An ET was noticed before sunrise looking at Plaquemines Bend.
A female on fire, holding a kerosene tank showed up by Bayou Auguste piling chunks of concrete. Being frightened by the onlookers the phantom fled into the shadows.
A very large prairie dog was distinguished by Bayou Petit Liard annihilating a picture.
An alien tourist from another solar system came into view having a seat in a beanbag in a house near Buras.
An enormous dormouse was seen staring down into the water at Allen Bay at night.
A space man from planet Pluto has frequently been distinguished swallowing paint in Bohemia State Wildlife Management Area after midnight.
A huge ferret is frequently made out quite near the entrance to Grand Isle
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State Park smoking a pipe.
A space alien from outer space has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing VW on a shady road in the neighborhood of Buras.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer can regularly be spotted cutting grass in the back yard of a trailer in Buras.
A massive
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ermine may be seen time and again in Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve right by the park headquarters gripping a human cranium.
A giant skunk has every so often been perceived by a woman fishing by a lake outside Buras.
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Ghost Sightings From Buras
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Ghost Sightings From Buras
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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