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These are some lies we made up about Bunkie.
The ghost of a severely mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer may now and then be observed in an apartment in Bunkie. Many folks who live here declare this ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Bunkie long ago. Nonetheless, it's undoubtedly a menacing phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A woman devoid of a head is repeatedly spotted looking at the water by Lyle Lake Dam in the early morning hours. Folks who have distinguished this phantom assert this phantom may very well be a recognized former time inhabitant of Bunkie.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has allegedly been observed on several occasions pulling a dead body from the ice cold water of Bayou Clair very late at night.
The alien pilot of an alien spaceship can regularly be noticed flickering a light by Lac aux Perles.
A man with no head has sometimes been noticed in a Bunkie flat.
An martian voyager from another galaxy is every now and then perceived
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near the entrance to Chicot State Park repositioning orbs about.
An unbelievably scary phantom can every now and then be made out pacing in the middle of a desolate road in close proximity to Bunkie. In any event, this spirit indisputably is terrifying; one that should be stayed away from.
An alien from deep space was seen showing up
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in a mirror.
A gargantuan doe came into view having a seat on a couch in a house in the vicinity of Bunkie.
A gargantuan elk was observed at the stroke of midnight hurrying after a passing Pontiac on a murky highway in the neighborhood of Bunkie.
The ghost of an aged woman clutching a shot gun showed up in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night. The ghost greeted the onlooker. Folks here argue that this ghost is in all probability the tormented ghost of a person who used to reside here in Bunkie.
An ET was spotted watering plants in the side garden of a flat in Bunkie.
The alien navigator of a UFO has regularly been noticed sitting in an armchair in an apartment in Bunkie.
The ghost of a flight attendant is repeatedly observed striding from flat to flat at night on a Bunkie road. One of the people who live here strongly claims that this phantom is the tormented soul of a long dead Bunkie local.
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Ghost Sightings From Bunkie
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Ghost Sightings From Bunkie
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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