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An alien from another galaxy has been witnessed on frequent occasions on a Brusly avenue after midnight.
A lady gripping her head beside her arm can once in a while be noticed sipping paint down next to the water at Duncan Point. Locals who have noticed this phantom argue this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Brusly a long time ago.
An alien was witnessed gazing at an old woman sleeping on a mattress in a building in Brusly.
A gargantuan jaguar emerged trying on clothes in a Brusly flat.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet was witnessed reading a newspaper in Alex Box Stadium before dawn.
The phantom of a young female dressed in a blood-covered prom dress came into sight gripping a human skull in the middle of Alligator Bayou. Further stories of this ghost have been described. People here argue that this spirit is that of a local resident who lived here in Brusly long ago.
A gigantic kinkajou was spotted howling by Istrouma Bluff.
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Ghost Sightings From Brusly
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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