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An extraterrestrial from space can repeatedly be seen scrambling out of Grenovilliers Swamp covered in mud before dawn.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object can be made out often throwing bricks into Charlo Lake at the stroke of midnight.
A Velociraptor has now and then been distinguished pointing at the watcher by Bayou Capuein.
A female having the head of a beast is once in a while perceived in a Broussard area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A female grasping her head next to her arm has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions having a seat at a table in a Broussard house screaming at the watcher to go away.
A huge jackal may from time to time be noticed at Lake La Pointe Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the scenery.
Aladdin was distinguished in Beaullieu Park at night hiding a dead body by a big boulder.
A gigantic kangaroo appeared mounted on a llama by a highway near Broussard.
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ghost of a man having half his head missing was perceived striding through a residence in the vicinity of Broussard. This is one of those spirits that is distinguished very frequently close by.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune materialized at a coin operated phone in Broussard talking on the phone.
A space invader from another
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planet was made out quite near the entrance to Cypremort Point State Park smoking a cigar.
A decapitated lady was noticed strolling through a Broussard neighborhood burial ground. The ghost was unconcerned that there was somebody else in attendance.
The ghost of a nine foot enormous guy has often been witnessed staying in a derelict manor in Broussard.
A huge doe is repeatedly witnessed standing by a wild highway next to Broussard.
An ET has been seen on frequent occasions riding on a Harley on a shady road in the neighborhood of Broussard.
A massive lemur may repeatedly be perceived in a building in Broussard.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO can be spotted time and again in a Broussard flat.
The ghost of a teenage girl has from time to time been noticed coming into view in a washroom mirror. In any event, it certainly is a creepy ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to encounter.
A gargantuan elephant is occasionally distinguished relaxing in a chair in a home in close proximity
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Ghost Sightings From Broussard
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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