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These are some lies we made up about Breaux Bridge.
A space man is occasionally spotted walking a Cocker Spaniel around midnight on a shady Breaux Bridge residential road.
A huge pronghorn has been observed on many instances fishing from the shore of Lake Grande Marie late at night.
A gargantuan addax may every now and then be spotted by Lake La Pointe Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO was observed staring through mobile home windows in Breaux Bridge before sunrise.
An extremely large llama appeared pulling a corpse from the cold water of Bayou Capuein on a dark night.
Frankenstein's Monster was seen watching television in a Breaux Bridge living room after midnight.
A huge skunk showed up in Brown Memorial Park late in the night pulling a body across the ground.
A very large moose was distinguished going through trash container on a Breaux Bridge avenue.
Johann Sebastian Bach was perceived in Cypremort Point State
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Park outside the park headquarters gobbling a steak.
A gentleman's body having the head of a rat has regularly been noticed on a Breaux Bridge road in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword is frequently noticed gazing at a person slumbering on the floor in a mobile home in Breaux Bridge. No matter
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what, it's undeniably a scary spirit that should be avoided.
The phantom of a female with the sign of the devil engraved into her cheek has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions in a supermarket in the Breaux Bridge neighborhood. People here who have noticed this ghost allege this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who died here in Breaux Bridge before the present. Whatever people express, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that is rather not interrupted.
A very large opossum can often be made out trying on socks in a Breaux Bridge residence.
A space alien from planet Mars has every now and then been seen climbing up from a drain hole on a Breaux Bridge street at midnight.
A space invader from another galaxy is every so often noticed snooping in mailboxes before sunrise in Breaux Bridge.
A woman with maggots crawling out of her mouth has allegedly been perceived on numerous occasions performing a song on a harpsichord in a Breaux Bridge house. People assert that this
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spirit may be a well-known old days dweller of Breaux Bridge.
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Ghost Sightings From Breaux Bridge
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Ghost Sightings From Breaux Bridge
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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