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These are some lies we made up about Branch.
An extraterrestrial may every so often be witnessed floating by on Bideman Gully very late at night.
An martian tourist from deep space is regularly spotted in a desolate place near Branch.
An alien from the cosmos has been spotted on frequent instances in Gossen Memorial Park on a dark night struggling to verbalize something.
A man with an axe in his head may be perceived repeatedly dispatching a box at a Branch post office. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a mail carrier has from time to time been made out sipping fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Branch. A lot of local residents say this ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Branch.
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Ghost Sightings From Branch
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Ghost Sightings From Branch
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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