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These are some lies we made up about Braithwaite.
A gentleman with a big hole through his chest may often be observed strolling by a secluded road outside Braithwaite.
A guy with the head of a demon can be distinguished over and over again redistributing orbs around near the water at Shingle Point. One thing's for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be avoided.
An extremely large oryx has every so often been witnessed appearing menacing by English Turn Bend.
A gargantuan ox is occasionally made out fluttering over Caernarvon Crevasse at midnight.
The Gingerbread Man has supposedly been made out on many occasions in Bayou Barriere at midnight attempting to deposit a dead body.
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Ghost Sightings From Braithwaite
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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