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These are some lies we made up about Boutte.
Christopher Columbus has now and then been distinguished being carried by a bicycle on a murky road outside Boutte.
An enormous mynah bird is from time to time made out in a Boutte home.
The spirit of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform may every so often be observed looking over Davis Crevasse before dawn.
The ghost of a hobo has repeatedly been observed dragging a corpse over the grass in Grand Prairie Des Allemands very late at night. Local people who have seen this spirit argue this spirit is that of a person who had a home here in Boutte a long time ago.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood is regularly spotted in the early morning hours climbing out of Bayou des Saules drenched in mud.
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Ghost Sightings From Boutte
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Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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