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The spirit of a down-and-out guy is repeatedly spotted staring at an old man snoozing on a couch in a house in Bourg. No matter what, it's a creepy spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
A colossal donkey has allegedly been seen on frequent occasions trying on clothes in a Bourg apartment.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy can often be witnessed smoking a cigar in the middle of Bayou Croix.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can be made out very often creeping up from a drain hole on a Bourg residential road at night.
Bigfoot is now and then observed in a raft on Lake Fields reading a newsletter.
The ghost of a gold-miner has been noticed on several occasions snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in Bourg. Folks here declare that this phantom is the struggling soul of a long dead Bourg local resident.
The spirit of a man dressed as a gardener has often been observed yelling in Bayou Segnette State Park outside the ranger station. One of the local residents decisively says that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Bourg some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bourg
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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