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These are some lies we made up about Bossier City.
A massive weasel has purportedly been made out on numerous instances bass fishing from the shore of Bossier City Reservoir after midnight.
An alien vacationer from outer space may repeatedly be spotted on a Bossier City road late at night.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a large gray beard can be distinguished very often gazing at a woman sleeping in a bed in a trailer in Bossier City. A local woman declares that this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Bossier City local. Whatever folks utter, it is in all certainty a chilling phantom that is preferably not upset.
A space alien from another world has once in a while been noticed attempting to hide a body in Alligator Bayou around midnight.
An ET is occasionally perceived in a convenience store in the Bossier City vicinity.
An extremely large wombat is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions hiding a corpse by a large rock in A C Steere Park in the early
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morning hours.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs may now and then be made out marveling at Shreves Cutoff around midnight.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head has regularly been noticed drifting by on Cooper Bayou at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that you would
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not want to meet in the early morning hours.
A gigantic pronghorn is repeatedly seen by Cross Lake Dam and Spillway at midnight gazing at the water.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos can repeatedly be spotted ascending out of a manhole on a Bossier City lane on a dark night.
A space alien from another world has sometimes been spotted near Lake Bistineau State Park redistributing orbs around.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag fastened around her head is every so often witnessed performing a song on a harmonica in a Bossier City flat.
A partially transparent guy clothed as the captain of a freight ship has supposedly been witnessed on one or two instances in a Bossier City highschool around midnight pacing the hallways. Anyway, this is an unlikable ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to come across.
A sizeable scary ghost may sometimes be perceived in a home near Bossier City. One of the folks who live here strongly says that this phantom is that of a local resident who had a house here
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in Bossier City in the past. In any event, it is unquestionably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Bossier City
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Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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