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An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions on the highest spot of Pine Hills before sunrise looking at the panorama.

An extremely large canary may from time to time be made out at Blackwells Pond Dam after midnight pondering.

A huge orangutan was observed staring down into the water at Ben Roberts Pocket at the stroke of midnight.

The spirit of a jetliner pilot emerged after midnight gazing over Soda Lake Bed. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then vanished.

A space invader from space was perceived late at night leading a piloted visit of Albany Bluffs to a troop of spirits.

 

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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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