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A lady with a knife in her head is frequently noticed at Continental Lake Dam after midnight looking at the view. Some of the people here claim this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Bienville resident.
A space man from outer space has been perceived on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along Blooms Mill Creek.
A wandering ghost may often be made out on the top of Jordan Mountain in the early morning hours observing the view.
A colossal muskrat has now and then been seen trying to locate a box by a parked Jeep in a Bienville parking lot late in the night.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft is now and then perceived in a Bienville area auto part store, pacing the aisles.
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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