|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Bethany.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has sometimes been witnessed playing a harpsichord in a Bethany mobile home.
The ghost of a 9 feet tall massive giant is occasionally made out in a Bethany highschool late at night pacing the hallways. Whatever people verbalize, this is a horrible phantom that should be stayed away from.
The spirit of a woman having half her head not there has purportedly been witnessed on a few instances in a mirror in a Bethany apartment; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror. One of the people who live here steadfastly alleges that this ghost is possibly the undead ghost of a local resident who used to have a house here in Bethany.
An martian traveler from another galaxy may every now and then be noticed in a house right next door to Bethany.
A space invader from planet Mars has often been perceived chatting into the night quite near Caddo Lake State.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Bethany
Submit a lie about Bethany, Louisiana:
Other untruthful towns near Bethany, Louisiana:
Greenwood, Louisiana, 5 miles away
Keatchie, Louisiana, 9 miles away
Keithville, Louisiana, 9 miles away
Blanchard, Louisiana, 15 miles away
Gloster, Louisiana, 15 miles away
Stonewall, Louisiana, 17 miles away
Mooringsport, Louisiana, 17 miles away
Shreveport, Louisiana, 19 miles away
Logansport, Louisiana, 21 miles away
Grand Cane, Louisiana, 22 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Louisiana
|
Ghost Sightings From Bethany
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
MORE JOKES
|
