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These are some lies we made up about Berwick.
A huge porcupine was noticed looking down into the water at Berwick Bay on a dark night.
The phantom of an aged Indian chief came into view searching through garbage container on a Berwick avenue. The appearance of the eye witness terrified the phantom who then disappeared. Either way, this spirit undeniably is frightening; one that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed concealing a body by a big rock in Bayou Vista Park before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady became visible on a Berwick avenue after midnight. The ghost spoke about avenging a homicide. Many local residents claim this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Berwick many years ago. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that any wise person would not want to bump into.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a maid was distinguished stacking
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rocks at Bayou Boef Lock in the early morning hours before sunrise. The witness got freaked out and fled. Locals who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a person who used to live here in Berwick.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was spotted trashing a hat at North Beach.
Galileo has often been made out by American Bayou drinking blood from a cup.
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Ghost Sightings From Berwick
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
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