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These are some lies we made up about Bernice.
A gigantic chipmunk can be observed over and over again at Lindsay Dam very late at night turning toward the observer.
A lady with the head of a beast has from time to time been observed by Little Cornie Bayou staring angrily at the bystander.
The alien technician of a UFO has been observed on numerous instances in a Bernice highschool after midnight staggering the corridors.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another part of the galaxy can now and then be distinguished in a house in the neighborhood of Bernice.
A gigantic crow was noticed in a Bernice area store, wandering the aisles.
A space invader from planet Neptune came into view devastating a glove in Moro Bay State Park near the ranger station.
A lady gripping her head by her arm was made out looking for a picture on a dark night by a mailbox in Bernice. The ghost reacted to the onlooker. One of the people who live here confidently declares that this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while traveling through Bernice long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Bernice
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Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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