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These are some lies we made up about Benton.
A space invader from Pluto has frequently been witnessed dispatching a container at a Benton post office.
A youthful girl having on a blood-covered wedding gown has allegedly been seen on a small number of instances by Bee Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight staring at the water. One thing is for certain, this is a hostile ghost that is preferably not upset.
A sphinx may frequently be distinguished destroying a bag by Black Bayou.
A man with an axe in his head has from time to time been seen looking for a hat on the shore of Cypress Black Site Number Two Reservoir.
A gargantuan fish is every so often observed by Benoit Bayou eating a melon.
An alien from another galaxy is known to have been seen on a few occasions smoking a pipe by Hurrican Bluffs.
A man's body with the head of a rat may once in a while be noticed downing regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a refueling station in Benton.
A huge bison was seen walking a Bulldog
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around midnight on a gloomy Benton residential street.
A female form came into sight carrying a cranium outside the entrance to Lake Bistineau State Park. Additional sightings of this phantom have been described.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a sword was perceived looking through trailer windows in Benton at night. This ghost is
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enormously active in this area; there have been a small number of other accounts of this precise ghost.
A woman with larvae crawling out of her mouth came into view watching shows in a Benton living room around midnight. The bystander ran away when he made out the ghost. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before dawn.
A space man was noticed on a Benton residential road before sunrise.
The ghost of a chained up lady was made out suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Benton. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody else in attendance. No matter what, it is in all certainty a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A lady clutching her head by her arm has frequently been distinguished staring at an old man slumbering on a futon in a building in Benton.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy is frequently observed in a store in the Benton neighborhood.
The spirit of a young-looking woman having on a blood-splattered prom dress is rumored
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to have been observed on frequent occasions trying on clothes in a Benton mobile home.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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