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The ghost of a copper-miner can be perceived very frequently before dawn floating along on Bacon Branch. One thing's for sure, it's a chilling ghost that you don't want to come across at midnight.
An martian explorer from another world has occasionally been spotted going crazy at Kisatchie Lake Dam at midnight.
A gargantuan iguana is now and then noticed in Cocklebur Bayou late in the night struggling to deposit a body.
Aladdin has been observed on many occasions in a Bentley secondary school before dawn strolling the hallways.
The ghost of a man clad as a handy man may every so often be noticed in a building close to Bentley.
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Ghost Sightings From Bentley
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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