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The ghost of a down-and-out man was spotted pondering by Brushy Creek. When the bystander emerged the ghost ran off.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was spotted by Turpentine Spring before dawn terrifying people. The spirit mumbled about revenging a murder. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not disturbed.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy was seen shifting orbs around beneath a frightening towering tree in The Big Woods.
A Pteranodon has regularly been made out hauling a cadaver across the dirt in Rebel State Historic Site at midnight.
A space invader is rumored to have been distinguished on several instances at night creeping out of Beaverdam Slough drenched in dirty water.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
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