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A space invader from another solar system is regularly witnessed by Bayou Bijou gazing.
An alien may regularly be distinguished at midnight floating down on Bayou Corne.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos can be observed frequently glugging down diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Belle Rose.
A space alien from planet Neptune has now and then been noticed walking a Poodle after midnight on a dark Belle Rose road.
A Seismosaurus is every now and then observed looking through home windows in Belle Rose in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space alien from outer space has been made out on a handful of instances redistributing orbs about by the water at Eightyone Mile Point.
An enormous cony may once in a while be seen hauling a body through some bushes in Donaldsonville Historic District late at night.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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