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These are some lies we made up about Belle Chasse.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady has purportedly been observed on several instances ascending out of Bayou Barriere soaked in slime on a dark night. People who have spotted this phantom claim this phantom is that of a person who had a home here in Belle Chasse a long time ago.
A dark dog that shifted shape into a woman can often be noticed staring down into the water at Shingle Point on a dark night. In any event, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that you do not want to encounter late in the night.
The ghost of a down-and-out gentleman may be made out often going to see English Turn Bend after midnight.
A frightening creature has once in a while been observed musicalizing on a flute in a Belle Chasse house. A woman who lives here claims that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who are bold enough to interrupt the peace in Belle Chasse.
The ghost of a coal-miner is sometimes noticed in a Belle Chasse highschool at night walking
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the corridors.
An alien has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions at Algiers Lock at the stroke of midnight taking in the landscape.
A massive lamb can sometimes be observed in a home right next door to Belle Chasse.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship has frequently been seen in the
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early morning hours flying across Caernarvon Crevasse.
An enormous elephant is often observed searching for a map beside a parked Chrysler in a Belle Chasse parking lot late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has been seen on several instances pondering in Annunciation Square late at night.
A lady with a partially transparent body can repeatedly be perceived very late at night floating down on Bayou aux Carpes. One of the residents strongly asserts that this ghost may be the soul of a local person who passed on here in Belle Chasse a long time ago.
A space invader from another galaxy may be distinguished very frequently rearranging orbs about near Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has once in a while been distinguished in Bayou Segnette State Park outside the park headquarters looking menacing. Several of the people here argue this phantom is almost certainly the undeparted phantom of a resident who used to reside
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Chasse
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Ghost Sightings From Belle Chasse
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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