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An ET from deep space has regularly been seen floating down on Jacques Coulee late in the night.
The martian navigator of a flying saucer is regularly seen in Calcasieu Prairie before sunrise hauling a cadaver over the grass.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto has been noticed on frequent instances by an old man fishing by a lake right next door to Bell City.
An ET from the cosmos may repeatedly be distinguished sitting in a beanbag in a house in Bell City.
A space alien has every now and then been distinguished repositioning orbs around underneath a streetlight in Bell City.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
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