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These are some lies we made up about Belcher.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions in Dooley Bayou very late at night attempting to deposit a cadaver.
A female afire, gripping a kerosene tank may be seen very frequently in a secluded location next to Belcher. Regardless of what people say, this ghost indisputably is frightening; one that should be shunned.
William Shakespeare has every now and then been made out throwing chunks of concrete into the flow at Alligator Slough at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan donkey has been said to have been perceived on many occasions conducting a conducted excursion of Carolina Bluff to a crowd of phantoms in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot may from time to time be noticed in Caddo Prairie late in the night hurling chunks of concrete.
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Ghost Sightings From Belcher
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Ghost Sightings From Belcher
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
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