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These are some lies we made up about Baton Rouge.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from outer space has often been made out in a Baton Rouge school on a dark night wandering the hallways.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto is regularly perceived in a mirror in a Baton Rouge flat; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been made out on many occasions very late at night drifting down on Beaver Bayou.
A Plateosaurus may often be witnessed in a house outside Baton Rouge.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be perceived very often looking at the water by Highland Lakes Dam in the early morning hours.
An enormous chinchilla has from time to time been seen in Airline Highway Parish Park at midnight going wild.
An martian explorer from another solar system is every now and then observed searching for a photo next to a parked Buick in a Baton Rouge parking lot in the early
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morning hours.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy has supposedly been witnessed on several instances in a Baton Rouge area hardware store, wandering the aisles.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may every now and then be made out annihilating a picture very late at night by a road sign in Baton
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Rouge.
The phantom of a gentleman wearing a military uniform was spotted seated at a coffee table in a Baton Rouge apartment trying to locate a book. The ghost nodded to the bystander.
An enormous ibex became visible staggering through a house in Baton Rouge.
A colossal crocodile materialized traveling on a horse beside a road near Baton Rouge.
Alexander the Great was perceived staggering through an apartment near Baton Rouge.
An extremely large addax was spotted at a public phone in Baton Rouge using the telephone.
An enormous reptile has often been distinguished strolling through a Baton Rouge neighborhood graveyard.
An extremely large ermine is regularly observed sobbing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Baton Rouge around midnight.
A knight's armor with no human being inside may often be spotted standing by a secluded road close to Baton Rouge. Whatever folks state, it without a doubt is a chilling ghost that is better not interrupted.
A large menacing dragon has
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every so often been witnessed mounted on a Harley on a shady road near Baton Rouge.
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Ghost Sightings From Baton Rouge
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Ghost Sightings From Baton Rouge
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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