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An martian tourist from another solar system is frequently witnessed by Big Bayou facing the bystander.
A female with the head of a beast has been made out on numerous occasions browsing through garbage cans on a Batchelor street. Loads of people who live here argue this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long gone Batchelor local resident. Any which way, this ghost unquestionably is chilling; one that any sane person wouldn't want to bump into.
A massive opossum may frequently be spotted fluttering over Morganza Floodway in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive chimpanzee can be witnessed very often at Iowa Point at night looking down into the water.
The Ugly Duckling is every so often distinguished visiting Morgans Bend before sunrise.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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