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These are some lies we made up about Bastrop.
A huge lemur has occasionally been made out in A P Carter Park in the early morning hours hauling a dead body across the ground.
A gentleman's body having the head of a skunk is every so often seen sending a packet at a Bastrop post office. Folks here say that this spirit is probably the undeparted spirit of a local person who used to reside here in Bastrop. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that any sane person wouldn't wish to come across.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has been observed on a small number of occasions next to the water's edge at Anderson Lake going bananas.
The ghost of a gentleman grasping a sword may from time to time be noticed at the stroke of midnight floating along on Cypress Bayou. A local person asserts that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Bastrop local person.
An ET from the cosmos was observed in Bussy Brake at the stroke of midnight trying to dump a cadaver.
A gargantuan
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llama was spotted sipping regular from a pump at a refueling station in Bastrop.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO came into sight soaring across Prairie de Butte late in the night.
An ET from planet Neptune was seen chatting into the air as if somebody in addition was present.
An ET from another solar system was witnessed
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walking a dog after midnight on a murky Bastrop residential road.
A cyclop has regularly been noticed smoking a cigar outside the entrance to Chemin-A-Haut State Park.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her ears is repeatedly observed reading a newsletter in Poverty Point National Monument by the park headquarters. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An enormous baboon has been made out on a few occasions looking through apartment windows in Bastrop late in the night.
A sizeable chilling monster can regularly be distinguished watching cable in a Bastrop living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant budgerigar may be spotted very frequently searching through garbage cans on a Bastrop road.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship is now and then distinguished suspended in the air like a balloon in Bastrop.
The ghost of a lady with a dagger in her back has purportedly been perceived on numerous occasions gazing at a man sleeping in a bed in
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a residence in Bastrop. Whatever folks state, it indisputably is a frightening spirit that should be stayed away from.
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Ghost Sightings From Bastrop
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Ghost Sightings From Bastrop
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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