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The ghost of a copper-miner may sometimes be perceived ascending out of Alligator Bayou soaked in mud at night. One thing's for certain, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space alien from planet Saturn was seen shouting at the onlooker to stay away at Flag Lake Dam before sunrise.
A space alien from another planet showed up browsing through garbage cans on a Barksdale Afb residential road.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed as a janitor became visible near the water at Eagle Bend Point carving a hole. This is one of those ghosts that is noticed frequently close by.
The martian crew member of a UFO was noticed by Buzzard Roost Bend stacking pieces of wood.
A female with a partially translucent body was seen downing blood from a container down beside the waterfront at Harmon Lake. The onlooker ran away after she saw the ghost. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that should be steered
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The ghost of a gentleman having on a sheriff outfit has repeatedly been spotted pulling a dead body over rocks in A C Steere Park around midnight. People argue that this ghost may be a distinguished yesteryear resident of Barksdale Afb.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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