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A very large pony was spotted by Bayou Des Oies going wild.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a hook instead of his hand came into view poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Barataria. The appearance of the viewer terrified the phantom who then faded away. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that should be shunned.
The phantom of a waitress was witnessed in Rosethorn Park on a dark night piling pieces of wood. The eye witness got freaked out and ran away.
A huge dingo has frequently been seen annihilating a shoe down at the water at Jones Point.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief is frequently observed looking for a hat by Bayou aux Carpes. Any which way, it's a frightening spirit that is better not disturbed.
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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