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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a UFO was perceived sitting in an armchair in a building close to Baldwin.
The ghost of a young guy in a confederate uniform emerged in the rear seat of a car by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight. There have been several testimonies about this ghost in the neighborhood. Any which way, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that any normal person wouldn't wish to bump into.
The ghost of a hobo was witnessed pointing at the watcher by Indian Bend. Numerous folks close at hand have had identical happenings involving the same ghost. In any case, this is an intimidating ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The spirit of a young female covered in blood was distinguished watering plants in the side garden of a residence in Baldwin. This phantom is exceptionally active in this vicinity; there have been one or two additional sightings of this particular phantom. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that is better not disrupted.
A space alien from Saturn was witnessed going bananas in Broussard-Harris Park at the stroke of midnight.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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