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An extremely large gnu has been seen on a few instances staring at folks in a Baker flat through a keyhole.
A space alien from deep space may repeatedly be noticed in a deserted zone near Baker.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be perceived over and over again waving to cars along a shadowy highway right next door to Baker.
A lady with larvae crawling out of her nostrils has occasionally been seen gulping regular from a pump at a fuel station in Baker. If you listen to the residents, this ghost may well be a renowned yesteryear dweller of Baker.
A massive burro is sometimes spotted walking a German Shepherd at night on a shady Baker residential road.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her heart can every now and then be noticed staring through house windows in Baker late at night.
The ghost of a chained up lady has repeatedly been noticed watching shows in a Baker living room before sunrise.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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