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These are some lies we made up about Baker.
An enormous boar is repeatedly distinguished late at night rushing after a passing truck on a murky road close to Baker.
A lady burning, hauling a gas container is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances looking frightening down near the water's edge at Brown Heights Pond. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is the stressed soul of a former Baker resident. One thing's for certain, it indisputably is a frightening ghost that you do not want to come across at night.
An alien from another planet can repeatedly be spotted cutting grass in the front yard of a house in Baker.
The phantom of a planter dressed in a worn hat may be seen frequently in Alsen Park on a dark night hiding a body by a large boulder. A local resident asserts that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was murdered while driving through Baker in the past.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot is from time to time seen taking a rest
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on a sofa in a home in Baker.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown is known to have been perceived on a handful of occasions by Baton Rouge Harbor at night looking at the water. One of the locals definitely asserts that this phantom likes terrifying foolhardy people who have the guts to disturb the peace in Baker.
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female with a bottle-green face can sometimes be perceived staggering from mobile home to mobile home at midnight on a Baker street. Some of the residents argue this ghost could be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Baker a long time ago.
A sizeable terrifying ogre was seen by Mulatto Bend consuming a tomato.
A gentleman with a machete in his head showed up looking over Free Negro Point Crevasse late in the night. Freaked out by the watchers the ghost made its way into the shadows.
A man's body with the head of a pig appeared late at night drifting along Bayou Baton Rouge. When observed the phantom came within reach of the viewer who then ran away.
The ghost of a man carrying a sword was noticed struggling out of Devils Swamp drenched in mud at night. This particular ghost has been observed time and again in this location.
The martian technician of an alien spacecraft has often been distinguished staring down into the water at Free Negro Point on a dark night.
A space man from planet
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Saturn is often witnessed going through a freezer in the kitchen of a Baker house at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Baker
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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