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These are some lies we made up about Avery Island.
An Iguanodon is regularly witnessed holding a human cranium near the waterfront at Spanish Lake.
An armor from the middle ages with no human being inside may repeatedly be perceived shouting at Keystone Lock and Dam late at night. One of the residents definitely claims that this phantom is in all probability the tormented phantom of a resident who used to have a home here in Avery Island.
An ET from another solar system may be noticed very frequently strolling by the side of a desolate highway outside Avery Island.
A semi see-through man clothed as the skipper of a ship is now and then perceived coming into view in a bathroom mirror. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a creepy ghost that you don't want to bump into on a dark night.
A colossal zebu has purportedly been distinguished on a few instances concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Bouligny Plaza after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Avery Island
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Ghost Sightings From Avery Island
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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